Today we heard some fantastic news – Hamza Bin Laden, the prince of terror, is dead, gone, vanquished, vamoosed, separated from his mortal coil – deceased, snuffed out, and wasted.
Can you imagine how disappointed an Islamic martyr would be finding out there are no horny gigantic virgin houries in the Islamic Jannah? Well, the good news is that Osma Bin Laden’s son and heir apparent to Al-Qaeda – Hamza Bin Laden is supposedly now bereft of life.
Fantastic News – Prince Of Terror Is DEAD?
The US state department, in only March of this year, under the guidance of Mike Pompeo, a staunch supporter and ally of President Trump, put a one million dollar bounty on his head.
Now it is believed that the US state department has received intelligence this little terrorist scrotum has gone to meet his maker – Iblis! Thus far it is not clear if the United States played any part in this glorious demise of a treacherous excuse of a human being. The information seems to suggest he has according to NBC News.
You can find that news by clicking HERE.
Reporters asked President Donald Trump on Wednesday if the rumours were true, Trump only replied that “he didn’t want to comment on that”.
The Heir Apparent To Al-Qaeda
Taking a leaf out of his old man’s book, this scrawny, sceptic piece of human garbage picked up the baton of terrorism. He decided it was only right to carry on with his father’s terroristic operations by threatening Saudi Arabia. He called out likeminded sex-starved degenerates desperate for a piece of that virgin houri pie, to revolt and cause more mayhem and death in the world.
Only a little while ago a former counter-terrorism expert from the FBI said that:
“Hamza is being prepared for a leadership role in the organisation his father founded” and is “likely to be perceived favourably by the jihadi rank-and-file. With the Islamic State’s ‘caliphate’ apparently on the verge of collapse, Hamza is now the figure best placed to reunify the global jihadi movement.”
You can read more about that by clicking HERE.
May The Process Of Grieving Begin
We are bathing in the grieving salty tears of your fellow Jihadi jockstraps and enjoying every moment of it. May piss be upon you Hamza Bin Laden. May the excrement of a million goats soil your twisted and perverted soul as you make your way to hellfire.
Oh, and we hope those 72 giant virgin houries are pig-like horny pre-op transexuals with dongs the size of camels.